TomeReader
Vegan, cat and dog mom, avid reader, player of video games and MTG, crocheter, knitter, and music lover. she/her
Joined Aug 2018
The forecast called for “light, easy to move snow.” They lied.
Cleared half the driveway, then a friendly neighbor finished it with their snowblower. If my husband wasn’t coming home tonight, I’d have left the snow to melt later this week. 😆
TomeReader
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I'm all set up at Minicon! Come say hello and get a signed book or three! While you're here, be sure to check out the Mystic Eye Artisans booth and get some custom jewelry from my wife! At Bison Ridge Rec Center in Commerce City, CO from 10a-4p today only. It's free!
Good night, CoSo. Thanks for all the laughs today. 🤗
“I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me, you piece of shit.”
@J_dubs
Happy birthday! 🎂
Ya'll are gonna make me bake cookies.
My husband is out of town, I CAN'T MAKE MYSELF A BATCH OF COOKIES. THAT WOULD BE CROSSING A LINE. A DELICIOUS LINE.
I planted a small cutting from my prayer plant and gave it to my MIL last summer. She sent me this picture yesterday. ❤️
NBC exec: What's the pitch?
Some little shit-ass: Let's devote a show to limp, sad sex drinks.
NBC exec: Nah, that's dumb.
Some little shit-ass: Let's hire Ronna McDaniel.
NBC exec: Sure!
I checked the forecast last night to see if they updated the snow totals. I grabbed my phone to inform my dad. My phone rings, and it's my dad calling to tell me the updated snow totals. 🤣
I just want to apologize to everyone expecting a snowstorm this weekend. Last week, I put away my snow boots and jinxed us all. Sorry.
@awnaves
Happy birthday! 🎂
TomeReader
Vegan, cat and dog mom, avid reader, player of video games and MTG, crocheter, knitter, and music lover. she/her
Joined Aug 2018