I make a point of savoring the three or four seconds spent *not* blowing my nose each day.

I liked owning a Neo Geo Pocket because whenever a teacher would tell me to "put away the Game Boy," I could honestly say that it was not, in fact, a Game Boy and feel a twinge of satisfaction in the three seconds before it was confiscated.

From exactly one year ago. Wherein Cord and Sock reflect on the magic of friendship. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy

Using a halfway-decent joke from my drafts folder fills me with the same sense of unease as dipping into my savings.

For real? Because this is the reason I gave up on human interaction and efficient time management.

Upon remembering that May is National Masturbation Month, I thought, "I should draw a stupid comic about that," before recalling that I already did in 2021.

From exactly four years ago - i.e., 897 urine jokes ago.

New comic! Wherein Sock celebrates #FreeComicBookDay.

(I usually don't post new ones on weekends, but it *is* a geek-focused pseudo-holiday...)
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I'm so uncool that even though being uncool is now considered cool, I'm still not cool.

New comic! Wherein Sock learns the true meaning of Star Wars Day. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy

From exactly one year ago. Wherein Cord and Jenkins celebrate Star Wars Day the way Vader intended. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy

From exactly two years ago. Wherein a toxic person embraces toxic fandom. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy

New comic! Wherein Cord supports writers. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy

My belief in the supernatural fluctuates depending on the movie I'm watching and how late at night I'm watching it.

I don't wanna say my OCD is completely uncontrolled, but after realizing that I drew my 113th comic of the year, I immediately set to work on an additional comic - one with a less anxiety-inducing number.

From exactly 10 years ago. I think anyone who's seen Breaking Bad has probably been on both sides of this exchange.

I laughed at the comic I just finished drawing, which is a solid indicator that it should never see the light of day.

Hobbies can help alleviate depression, but depression has rendered me incapable of enjoying hobbies.

On the plus side, if I ever need to destroy an evil robot with a logical paradox, I'll be set.

New comic! Wherein Cord and Sock enjoy the Snowfall series finale. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy

Me: *finds one thing to be slightly optimistic about*

Universe: *presents me with a million things to be extremely pessimistic about*