TheCard
Creator of a depressing comic strip. Liver of a depressing life. Writer of depressing bios.
Joined Nov 2022
New comic! Wherein Cord becomes aware of a game-changing breakthrough. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy
Despite having no faith in humanity, not even I'm jaded enough to believe that an actual person would ever mistake DiGiorno for delivery pizza.
New comic! Wherein Sock lays down an unfortunate truth. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy
Me: *relaxes for two fucking seconds*
Rent: *increases for second time in the span of four months*
New comic! Wherein Cord recounts calling prey to a bad influence. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy
My niece wanted me to try recreating images from a book entitled “How to Draw Cute Things,” but within minutes, I went rogue.
If I ever need to destroy an evil robot with a logical fallacy, I'll simply point out that Untitled Goose Game does and does not have a title.
Given the rate at which I'm stockpiling toots, I should be able to retire from social media by age 40.
New comic! I'm clearly in an awesome place emotionally. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy
As a bald man, I find few things more offensive than the terms "buzz cut" and "shaved head" being used interchangeably.
From exactly two years ago. I was twelve when the original Space Jam was released, but only recently did I become aware of Lola Bunny's status as one of my generation's foremost sex symbols.
It's amazing that this era of the show had so much incredible dialogue that they could afford to throw away such a great joke.
https://www.ign.com/articles/simpsons-fan-uses-audio-processing-to-unearth-a-lost-31-year-old-joke
I don't wanna say my comics are an affront to the universe, but power-flickering thunderstorms always seem to arrive the instant I fire up my drawing tablet.
New comic! Wherein Cord and Sock discuss the tenets of a good villain. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy
Back in February, a friend said that the universe needed to be kinder to me, and at the risk of adopting a deeply unpopular opinion, I agree.
Things are so bad right now that instead of spending 99% of my time in a deluded fantasy state, I've opted to spend 99,000% of my time in a deluded fantasy state.
I don’t wanna say Oshi no Ko has a busy plot, but explaining the bare bones of the premise to a friend required no fewer than 22 texts.
TheCard
Creator of a depressing comic strip. Liver of a depressing life. Writer of depressing bios.
Joined Nov 2022