New comic! Wherein Cord and Sock discuss happiness.

Common reaction to my jokes, I assume.

I wasn't too worried when turning on every overhead light in my apartment failed to cure my depression, but now that turning on every lamp has proven similarly ineffective, I'm all out of ideas.

The first image that popped into my head when I saw "Trump Bucks" trending on the bird app.

New comic! Wherein Cord and Sock (almost) watch Succession. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy

Disney’s running out of time to make a show about Scrooge naming an heir and call it “Ducksession.”

Sucks that Succession will end before I'm able to exhaust my supply of mediocre jokes about being the only person on Earth who isn't watching it.

New sketch! Wherein Jenkins meets a kindred spirit.

From exactly two years ago. Wherein Cord becomes a hot sauce connoisseur. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy

Since May 26th is Dracula Day, I move that May 27th be regarded as Version of Dracula from Urusei Yatsura Day.

Just read a horoscope that stated, “There’s a downside to everything,” and I have to assume “everything” includes “reading ominous horoscopes while in an okay-ish frame of mind.”

New sketch! Wherein Cord makes the acquaintance of a television icon.

Kinda sad to see that new Gollum game receive such bad reviews. They rarely make video games about characters who share my hairline.

New comic! Wherein Cord and Sock discuss karma. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy

Having just drawn a comic about karma, I can’t shake the feeling that doing so invited bad karma.

Just in case anyone’s looking for insight into my completely rational thought process.

Sure, I'm stupid, but not "take the 'HBO' out of 'HBO Max'" stupid.

New comic! Wherein Jenkins is a gentleman (gentledog?). #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy

I saved a really good joke in my drafts folder for months, and just as I was about to finally roll it out, I realized it was no longer topical enough to warrant posting.

Wasn't this an Aesop fable and/or Twilight Zone twist ending?

I feel like I could eliminate 99% of my stress by simply abandoning any expectation that good things will ever happen to me again.

Happy Clone High Day to all who celebrate.