If catchphrases are only for fictional characters, how do you explain me muttering "I fucking hate everything" at least eight times a day?

Not to alarm - or elate - anyone, but I may not have the fortitude to be unfunny on social media today.

From exactly four years ago. Wherein Cord multitasks. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy

From exactly four years ago. This book has been on my to-read list since I was ten. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy

Hate when I can’t enjoy bad things happening to bad people because I’m too consumed by the bad things happening to me - a *mostly* bad person.

TIRED: Oh, fuck off!

WIRED: Oh, fuck ALL THE WAY off!

New comic! Wherein Jenkins get a hankering for fast food (and drugs). #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy

From exactly two years ago. Wherein Cord does some sliding. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy

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TIRED: Oh, for fuck's sake...


WIRED: Oh, for fuck's FUCKING sake...

New comic! Wherein Cord mentally prepares for election season. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy

From exactly two years ago. Wherein Cord is (not) sorry. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy

New comic! Wherein Jenkins is robbed of his big break. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy

From exactly two years ago. Wherein Cord is (not) sorry. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy

If the universe has spent the year presenting me with enormous problems to teach me a lesson about not getting bent out of shape over small, stupid problems, I'm sorry to say it's wasted its time.

Feels like I'm stuck in a freeze state.

Unfortunately, the same can't be said for my anxiety.

From exactly one year ago. Wherein Cord and Jenkins discuss piracy. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy

From exactly two years ago. Wherein Cord prepares for a buttery summer. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy

New comic! Wherein Cord contends with depression. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy

My general sense of time has been off all week, and I'm not sure whether to attribute this to Monday being a holiday or the fact that I now average seven seconds of sleep per night.