FIVE INCHES IS THE GLOBAL AVERAGE, BRENDA

Having my first ice cold beer in years. Went with Blue Moon. Pairs quite nicely with this sushi that I left out in the sun by accident.

The best white male privilege is falconry. It's cool as hell, we get free falcons. Sorry about hegemony and all but my falcon game is sizable.

As a guy who's been in dozens of bicycle crashes without a helmet, I feel it's my duty to say to you: raspberry notebook bing-bong kazoos

It makes me pretty happy that bears actually love honey. They'll just jam their faces into a bunch of bees, they like it so much. I was watching this video and that bear was eating honey off his hand, bees and all. You gotta LOVE honey to eat bees, man.

9. You can fit 9 cats inside an acoustic guitar.

Elon Musk's twat is so swampy not even Ducks Unlimited will touch it.

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Sooo we're moving to the other end of NZ, gonna be a costly mofo (so the comic is delayed a few months) and we're a bit short on the coin situation for it in the new year so if you're looking for a way to support us in the new chapter, we have lilyunsub.bandcamp.com (use code cosofam if ya want a discount) or we have our own shop at phdm.co.nz/shop where we have physical/digital copies of our debut comic, hats, pins and musics ❀️

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Good morning πŸŒ„ I have a new song 🎡 youtu.be/-bjqW8oRU54
I hope you have a wonderful day πŸ’— πŸ’› If you are Interested help support me by giving the gift 🎁 of music this Holiday season 😊
zelenahull.bandcamp.com/music

I wish every

ELON MUSK'S JUGULAR VEIN

a very

Breaking up is so hard when you're still in love with their pets

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Hello CoSoFriends,

I was perusing today's posts on my local groups Facebook and some people were talking about having a court date on Tuesday because they are being evicted and my anxiety turned to horror 😨, realizing that is going to be me in January if I don't raise enough funds.
If you want to give someone the gift of peace and safety during these holidays, please, please, consider donating to my fund, every little bit helps! ‡️
paypal.com/pools/c/8PHwH00T7T

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