Trigger doin' a killer Freddy Mercury impression.

🎶Mama~!

I just TOOK a BAAATH

Put the soapies on my head /

Rinse me off then time for bed~!🎶

Gonna go take a shit, anyone need anything while I'm up?

@ceb I thiiink I see it, but I don't trust it.

Spiders gimme the jeebies

People helping people is the most powerful force in existence.

Except for like, black holes and supernovas, the sun too probably.

But other than that..

"Are you seeing these numbers?! They're completely uncrunched! And what's with your TPS reports?!did you not get the memo?"

Any lawyers around maybe willing to give some pointers on how to effectively word an appeal for a case dismissal?🙏

A young lady said she liked my outfit and it made me feel pretty good, so that's nice.

A smile that left no words unsaid

#dogsofcoso

This isn't even my final form - come at me, bro.

#dogsofcoso

You ever just love the fucking shit out of something?

#dogsofcoso

"dafuq u lookin' at"

#dogsofcoso

The best part of wakin' up~

~ is eating gummy snacks

Holy shit can we just spell it 'omlet' ffs