Tail
Dogs whisper their secrets to me, and I keep each and every one of them.
Joined May 2021
Tail
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arrest , Rep. Earl Leroy "Buddy" Carter (R-GA) for sedition
She says "๐ ๐๐ "
Stella Artois says hi.
You had'a be a big, shot, din, 'cha~
My favorite line from anything ever and it's even better with zero context whatsoever.
*uploads a selfie*
*instantly loses followers*
*self esteem skyrockets*
People on Twitter liked me better when they thought I was a dog.๐
Not to brag but I can flip off an entire kitten with one hand tied behind my back.
She yelled at me for it though.
You know you've got a high roller on your hands when your hot sauce boasts pairing well with Mac n cheese. (it doesn't)
Nights like this you stop and measure just how long forever really is.. It's a looong long time
And you're gonna feel every second of it.
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My hands don't work too good. So I often use the microphone to dictate posts. I just figured out that I can say ๐ and it put the ๐ in the post! I don't know why this is so exciting but it just made my day. I'm a simpleton.
Book recommendations if you're into fantasy.
The Lies of Locke Lamora by Scott Lynch
The Name of the Wind by Patrick Rothfuss
Night Angel Trilogy and Dark Prism series by Brent Weeks
All amazing.
You may be a Little Light but you shine brighter than any star
And I'll use your light to guide me to where I need to be.
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If you ever hear a "christian" say it, show them this:
"As he went along, he saw a man blind from birth. His disciples asked him, โRabbi, who sinned, this man or his parents, that he was born blind?โ โNeither this man nor his parents sinned,โ said Jesus, โbut this happened so that the works of God might be displayed in him.' "
John 9:1โญ-โฌ3
Tail
Dogs whisper their secrets to me, and I keep each and every one of them.
Joined May 2021