Stonekettle
If you want a better nation, be a better citizen
Joined Sep 2018
If Twitter was written by Joss Whedon, Elon Musk would be the guy who put the G-23 Paxilon Hydrochlorate into the air processors and turned the population of Miranda into Reavers, then sent assassins to kill anybody who complained about it.
Two by Two, Checkmarks of Blue
Basically Twitter is now just the comment section of Elon Musk's personal blog.
I've now lived long enough to witness the rehabilitation of John Fucking Boehner.
Oh, you know, just a high resolution shot of an osprey eating a fish eyeball. Whole.
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Coopers Hawk backlit by the setting sun, near Fort Pickens on the Gulf Islands National Seashore today.
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If Elon's business plan was to massively boost the user bases of Counter Social, Mastodon, Facebook, Instagram, and Post...
...well, he's a genius I guess.
MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT!
New Trump Trading Card NFT just dropped.
$99
I take PayPal.
MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT!
I took the beagle for a walk. He peed.
I will be selling digital samples of the pee for $99.
Trump's MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT was so much more pathetic than I imagined it would be.
And I imagined it would be pretty damn pathetic.
As MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENTS go, Trump Trading Cards are the Twitter Files of Segways.
Yesterday, Donald Trump announced that he would be making a MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT today, December 15th.
What could it be?
Would he announce Kari Lake as his running mate?
Would he declare the Constitution null and void?
I joked that he was an angry rich guy with nothing to do, so he'd probably show up dressed as Batman.
Funny, right?
Batman.
And today, his MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT is...
...Trump Trading Cards with him photoshopped onto a comic book character.
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@Stonekettle Damn fine writing, Sir. Shared that on LinkedIn.
Twitter has become a minefield of dog turds and cat vomit that you must navigate in the dark, barefoot and off balance, ass backwards into the unknown.
New essay up on Stonekettle Station: The Mad Titan.
Stonekettle Sale
Pens, prints, new stuff. Last big sale before Christmas.
Sale is Live NOW
If you run for office as a member of a political party, then switch parties AFTER you're elected and in office, you should have to pay back every single campaign donation you got under penalty of Bait And Switch Fraud laws.
Stonekettle
If you want a better nation, be a better citizen
Joined Sep 2018