New Essay up on Stonekettle Station: Down With Slogans!

https://www.stonekettle.com/2020/06/down-with-sogans.html

Rage has become the norm of American existence.

Welp, so much for CoSo. I can get this sort of shit on the birdsite.

Oh cool, I see the shitty part of Twitter has arrived on CoSo to passive aggressive me.

Fucking awesome.

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The mad feels when you're full of shit but you haven't wiped your ass since March.

So anyway, yay for unregulated capitalism I guess.

Say it with me: This guy has no more self-awareness than a dog licking its own asshole on a public sidewalk.

"military control"

Just in case you missed that little tell.

There is no greater, or louder, patriotic love of the flag...

...than a Republican who himself never dared pledge his life to its defense.

Milton, Florida. White People very concerned there might be some lootin' and riotin' and unsavory types gettin' uppity. Can't be too careful.

(Literally no civil unrest here, some protests in Pensacola which the police PRAISED as "peaceful" and orderly)

Wake up to Trump thanking himself for creating new jobs that are actually just some of the old jobs in reopening businesses that he had literally nothing to do with.

Pandemic isn't over. Systemic racism isn't over. Recession isn't over. Trade war isn't over. Thanks Trump!

We've reached the "Walling yourself off so enraged citizens don't drag you out of the palace" stage of Making America Great Again.

DOES ANYBODY KNOW HOW FAR TACO BELL IS? IS THIS THE RIGHT WAY?

Idea: Tell Trump Antifa are at the White House gates. Secret Service hussles him down to the bunker. Lock the door.

From the outside.

That's it. That's the whole thing.

HILL STREET BLUES OR GTFO!

I have an idea, it's kind of radical so bear with me here, also I don't know if anybody else has thought of it, but: What if the police stopped murdering black people?

It's launch day.

I'm going to unplug from politics for the day and watch SpaceX and NASA make history.

Commercial spaceflight. This is the moment I've waited for since my first Heinlein novel almost 50 years ago.

Godspeed SpaceX.

Wait ... Bucky?

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