Stonekettle
If you want a better nation, be a better citizen
Joined Sep 2018
en Sale today
Number of high models:
Amazing Steampunk models
Victorian fountain pens
Skull fountain pens
Artisan fountain pens
Hybrid slimlines, coffee scoops and seam rippers
https://etsy.com/shop/Stonekettle
Sale goes live at 12 Noon, Central Standard Time.
I went to the socially distant park down by the river and sat in the long grass next to the alligators and took pictures of dragonflies in the boiling Southern sun.
What did you guys do with your day?
Went to the beach, drank too much, got sunburned. Also, a contagious disease.
That's Florida. Nailed it.
Earlier today, Ted Cruz made a geek reference on Twitter and tell to tell you the truth, it bummed me out to think he and I might share an interest, that he might actually have some redeeming quality.
Except ... well, I should have known.
Cruz plagiarized his tweet, right down to misspelling the name of the bad guy. Odds are he's never ever seen the movie, which is why he doesn't actually know who the bad guy *is*.
I'm relieved to find that Ted Cruz is still a complete scumbag.
I don't know. Maybe because Wally the Maintenance Man isn't qualified to do payroll accounting?
Wherein Senator Collins once again explains how Trump *didn't* actually learn his lesson after all and is in fact emboldened by her utter and absolute refusal to hold him accountable in any way except for some vaguely frowny tweets.
Sale is now live: https://www.etsy.com/shop/Stonekettle
Pen Sale today
Vertex Pen/Pencil SETS
Burl Art Deco models
Elegant postable screw-cap ballpoints
2 types of whistle keychains
Coffee scoops
https://www.etsy.com/shop/Stonekettle
3PM Central Time. Listing will post to my Etsy store then.
Know what happens to warriors who get COVID-19?
They get sick and die.
Just like everybody else.
I swear, if my hair gets any longer, I'm going to have to learn how to play the guitar.
Shrimp and Grits, a Mother's Day surprise for my Southern wife -- this is her favorite thing.
Gulf Shrimp, Conecuh smoked sausage, thick savory gouda grits, creamy garlic reduction, and garlic butter.
Pulling this off during a pandemic took some advance planning. Keeping her from figuring it out until dinner took a lot more.
Sale is now live!
Pen Sale today
Featured Item: Leopardwood Cat Lovers Pen with sleeping long tailed cat clip. These are pretty amazing.
Burl and Brass Fountain Pens
Purpleheart Emergency Whistle Keychains
Bloodwood Cortonas
Ebony, Pewter, and Turquoise Southwest designs
Pink Ivory double-ended SEAM Rippers
https://www.etsy.com/shop/Stonekettle
12 Noon CENTRAL TIME. Sale items will appear on my store then.
I never really noticed how much he actually resembles Karl Dönitz before.
Okay.
That's a lie. I totally noticed.
Listen, Men (and I'm using the term loosely here), you might think not wearing a mask out in public makes you some sort of macho manly stud, but in reality it just shows you're a selfish, ignorant, insecure piece of shit who doesn't care about anybody, not even yourself.
You're the personification of rubber truck nutz.
Twitter: <rage crying> You're being an asshole this morning!
Me: <eating crispy potato, cheddar, and bacon waffles with poached eggs and sour cream like a fucking Smudge Lord>
When you've been quarantine for 2 months and you just want to chase some goddamned bunnies but you know it's not safe.
Stonekettle
If you want a better nation, be a better citizen
Joined Sep 2018