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Twitter: <rage crying> You're being an asshole this morning!
Me: <eating crispy potato, cheddar, and bacon waffles with poached eggs and sour cream like a fucking Smudge Lord>
@Stonekettle I don't know what a Smudge Lord is, but I'll have what you're having.
@Dashdrum Internet meme. The cat is Smudge. His instagram account is Smudge Lord. He's hilarious.
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Oh my god, that looks like everything good about breakfast squashed together and fried.