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When Ted Cruz writes his memoir, I certainly hope it includes a chapter on his heroic wartime experience with lines like: "I quickly tweeted back..."
Talk about uncommon valor, this guy is a regular Audie Murphy.
@Stonekettle Stick to skeevy porn Ted.
@VelvetDuchess @Stonekettle Also stick to running away from problems / your constituents
@Stonekettle No danger or privation is too extreme for Flyin Ted to tweet his thoughts and prayers.
@Stonekettle I'm sure his wife would stand behind his stellar record of defending others from attack...
@Stonekettle
Right?
Like he was elected to Tweet back quickly.
It would be crazy if he actually did his job wouldn't it?
@Stonekettle He should be more accustomed to the fog of war, you’d think.
@Stonekettle 😂