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BREAKING: Trump to offer discounted subscription for defunct Trump Magazine to residents of East Palestine.
@Stonekettle
"Gotta liquidate that back stock somehow. And to make a profit from the suckers at the same time? What could be better?"
@Stonekettle He'll toss them some paper towels to sop up the hazardous waste.
@Stonekettle And bottles of Trump wine to help them forget their troubles.
They're be critters living in that water.
@bluesbaby @Stonekettle Likely the parasitic brain worms.
@Stonekettle
And he's bringing Trump Steaks to feed them.