When you're Canadian and work for an American company, you get invited to active shooter trainings... and as a Canadian, it's really insulting to have to go to one of these.

I thought blowing up rockets in the pursuit of space was the Russian way of doing things.

I'm just a Canadian who probably doesn't understand most of what's going on with the whole Florida/Disney thing, but doesn't Florida need Disney? Isn't it like of their, if not their greatest tourism attraction? Play devil's advocate and tell me what DeSantis' end goal with DIsney is here?

Never quite understood why over the ear headphones have a "left" and "right". Like, does the left and right ears hear differently? Am I commiting a crime by putting the "left" on my "right" and vice-versa. Stop everything you're doing and help me out here.

I so don't speak often on the phone that when I do, i'm literally searching for my phone everywhere else before I realize it's up against my ear...

It's become too complicated at times to clarify misunderstandings. I just go along with them and hope the best comes out of it.

Winner takes all

Not all blue check marks are created equal.

Of all the superhero TV shows, it's a little mind-boggling to me that "The Flash" has lasted this long. Some of the writing for some of these characters is so awful you want to shove scissors into your ears.

Microsoft kidnapped Waldo

Nobody prepares you for the “OMG where did all these nose hairs come from!?” stage of your life.
#CoSoReflections

Jupiter, Venus, and a cold shoulder

I don't understand, at the beginning of the pandemic, experts kept telling us it wasn't a man-made virus, that you could tell this by studying it under a microscope. Now, it seems this position has changed. Why? Explain it to me like i'm 5.

Montreal Canadiens are usually as good as it gets with pre-game ceremonies, but not sure introducing a parahockey player with one leg in a sled last, and following that with "Please rise for the anthem" was the best of timings...

The use of language is important and I'm not honestly sure the Pentagon's use of "Payload" is the wisest when talking about these aerial platforms. Makes it sound like we are downing bombs.

ah man, i'm not much for public RIPs but David Jolicoeur really strikes a chord.

What's the over/under on how many days before we shoot something else out of our North American skies?

I love it when people go out of their way to tell you they don't watch something like the SuperBowl. Oh thanks for saying that, I personally don't watch Days of our Lives if anyone out there cares.

Is there a market out there to rebrand myself as a balloon hunter?

Never been a fan of pigeons but we have a flock that's constantly around and i've gotten used to them and think they're kinda beautiful with all their color patterns. So now that I like 'em, a falcon showed up and started killing them.