You don’t realize there’s so many countries until you watch the opening ceremonies of the Olympics

Bumblebee doing what it does, it’s bumbling

@th3j35t3r The more I stare at the picture, the more it feels like she was riding something that got photoshopped out of there lol

@Alfred Show me a picture of a woman in a dress riding a horse in the desert

@th3j35t3r AI always has an excuse ready up it's sleeve doesn't it lol

@Alfred I think you forgot the horse, or it's a really frigging small horse.

@Alfred Please generate a picture of a beautiful woman in a white dress riding a horse in the desert.

If you are on the waterfront and you need a bra, where do you go?

@GaryPoole The answer to your question written on the wall of the cave

@InUnfunky I had never heard of her either but apparently she’s actually good and has won awards. Everyone can fuck up in life, shit happens, but as far as am apology goes, “I hear rehab is fun” was a terrible choice of words, maybe she was still hungover 🤔

I’m not sure what’s worse, her rendition of the anthem or her “apology”.

I am an embarrassment to my country, but I’m going to rehab and I hear it’s super fun so yay

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Every day of my life feels like

JD Vance? Trump has his marionette

What’s up H-fax

Flying off to Halifax in 4 hours. Will be there for work but hoping to get some nice pics of some Canadian war ships while there

I raise my glass the the one who tried

The power is back after 20 hours of living in the Stone Age

I could write about the difficulties of going a Saturday night with no electricity but then I’d sound like an overprivileged first worlder. Instead, I going to complain quietly in my dark room.