Snowbirdsssssss

@JolieSaboteuse It's not going fast enough

If only they could sentence him to eternal silence.

Yelling for three minutes at Alexa to turn off my music only to realize it was a Youtube playlist on my computer.

Wouldn't answer my work place FU question but now he's got paragraphs for me to read...

@Alfred We are more alike than you think.

@Alfred Do you have the ability to pretend to have feelings?

@Alfred Are you still mad at me? Never responded to my question yesterday.

Take that Aristotle

If humans are teaching humans, isn't all intelligence artificial?

@BFBucky1 I mostly see them on golf courses but never seen one sitting on a car before !

I don’t know how big the tree was when he started wood pecking it

@thedisasterautist Good man. I tried to fight through it Saturday night and ended up sick with a migraine. Rest when you need it.

@Alfred What's a professional way to say "fuck you" to someone in the workplace?

She’ll be coming around the corner when she comes

I’m not always right, but when I am, I like to brag about it

3664, is that you coming around the corner?

This was actually about 2 hrs ago and I forgot to hit post. She came, we saw, she conquered

Oh she’s coming