If you're happy that you left twitter but spend your days sharing what's going on twitter here, let me tell you something, you're doing it wrong.

"Hey Steve, your title is Support Supervisor, what's that?"
Me : I'm like the Wonderbra of supervision.

Hey hockey community, #GoHabsGo !

@DrJackBrown Pluto / New Horizons photo.

Every time someone at work asks why the company did something, I throw out the answer "The good outweighed the bad". Today is day 3 and I can feel people getting annoyed.

@ModernTemptress High as in at an elevated altitude or on drugs? Or both?

@nl37tgt

Growing up, I would make fun of Star Trek because it looked bad and I had honestly never watched a full episode. Since they added it to Netflix, started watching and now into season 3. I enjoy it but I feel like this must have been the same as Star Wars where if you overanalyze them, you can easily rip them apart, but they made people dream of living amongst the stars... that must be it right? Because that alien that killed Tasia was LOL and those Will Wheaton shirts in season 1... wow.

"Alexa, play Ante Up by MOP"
Alexa : I can't find "Anyone" by MOP, but here's something you might like!
Alexa : *starts playing Ante Up by MOP*

I hear that when you hit five dashboard lights you get free chicken wings

@heyrhiannon No worries, I appreciate the attempt to help. I'll try and see if we have alternatives here that are similar. @th3j35t3r

@heyrhiannon Oh no, US only, i'm north of the border. @th3j35t3r

@heyrhiannon Thanks, i'll read up on that but from a first glance, might be exactly what I need. @th3j35t3r

@th3j35t3r Any plans to have more payment options in the future to upgrade?

I miss the summer for golf but also for the friends you meet along the way

Boss : Steve, I think this falls under your umbrella.
Me : I need a smaller umbrella.

@The_GodParticle I agree, and I don't think he will give up until he's removed from within by the Russians themselves.

@The_GodParticle @TheAbbotTrithemius better = betting.

@The_GodParticle @TheAbbotTrithemius Well, they've kind of been saying all along that Putin was better on the West losing interest, and that never happened. Not sure the election really is a factor.