You're at the ER with your wife today...
She works in a jail, and there was a pepper spray incident, and the dumbshit deputy opened the wrong door after uncorking, and she got the full backblast. #workerscomp
@ianthealy oh snap! I hope they got her eyes and skin flushed super quick. 😳
@Smersh The problem is it got in her lungs and she already has asthma.