Tonight my husband is getting leftover chicken and a baked potato.
WE are having chicken nuggets, pizza rolls, and mozzarella sticks from the air fryer.
Because we want to eat like a 12yo just got home from school in the 80s but more smug. 16 is so excited.

#CoSoFood
#Food

The more I remember throughout the day that Super Nerd Post Malone bought the one of a kind One Ring MtG card from the Super Nerd who found it but understands that he has bills to pay right now the happier I get.
Things rarely work out this well.
Looking at Shkreli.

#Cards
#MtG
#LOTR

The one on your right is the one who spewed in my face.

It's been a Day.

#DogsOfCoSo

Good day.

Not ever.

Remember folks- silly doesn't belong in Star Trek.

Tonight I am going to watch the musical episode of Star Trek SNW and probably enjoy every single minute of it because the salt I keep seeing online will enhance my popcorn.

#Trek

Actually I have been more happy.
Once.
I opened a can of dog food several years ago- the can was not bulging- but when I pulled the top off the contents sprayed right into my face due to botulism.

My younger dog just projectile vomited into my face and I have never been more happy to be a wearer of glasses in my life.

#Thursday

First two trays in the oven.

#SeizeTheDay
#Cookies

Younger son just tried to hide the remote from me so I couldn't turn down the TV so I walked over and used the volume button on the TV itself.
He conceded.

#Parenting
#GenX

Just made Oatmeal Chocolate Chip cookie dough to refrigerate to make cookies tomorrow morning while it's still in the low 60s.
We're excited.

#CoSoBakes
#Cookies

💔💔💔

Slabs of marble fell over and crushed him.
Other woman and I looked right at each other, said, "Accidentally," and then both of us burst into hysterical laughter.
It's a strange way to grow up.

#NJ
#Trump
#Indictments

In May of 2000 Borders, after 1 year of employment as a manager, finally shipped me to Ann Arbor for management training. My hotel roommate was a young woman also from NJ who worked at a different store in Raleigh.
We had a blast.
Cut to our last morning when the news was on TV as we packed.
The anchor, very precisely, announced that a man who had potential mob ties was killed accidentally in a marble warehouse when-

1/2

It is hilarious to myself and 16 that cinnamon in this recipe is considered optional.

I mean unless you're allergic or can't stand it. In which case generally people leave it out anyway.

Never mind.

#OatmealChocolateChip
#CoSoBakes

Once again it is clear to me who did and didn't grow up around the Mafia and who doesn't know how long this takes and how precise everything must be.

#NJ
#NY
#Philadelphia
#Indictments
#Trump

Chicago feel free to chime in.

Pro-tip-
Cabbage is filling, cheap, and good for you, but drink plenty of water.
If your innards aren't used to fibrous brassica veggies.