@FrankCannon

Also I laughed out loud.

@FrankCannon

Hey he's too old to be falling.
He needs to knock that shit off.

@Sr0bi

Holy F-

Brilliant.

@Mauve_matelot @Minholkin

I generally look askance at white people who hashtag BLM and declare themselves allies.
It's often performative without action, and declaring oneself an ally doesn't make one so.
People who are marginalized are who get to say, "That person is an ally."

Looks like it's going to be another sanctimonious week here on Al Gore's Internet.
Reminder that human beings are not members of sports teams, and there's no difference between mocking people after disaster who live in a currently red state and people on the right stating that natural disaster is God's punishment for the LGBTQ+ community.
Be kind, and think before you snark, please.

#Hurricane

@stueytheround

💯

@KodoAndSangha

@AndyDisco

North Carolina is no more a MAGA state than New York or Minnesota.
We are the victims of shady bullshit leading to voter suppression and disenfranchisement, though.

My headcanon is that the person who developed the new Applebee's TV campaign is a frustrated GenX who muttered "Fcking job. You want pandering? Let's Fcking PANDER." Cue the 80s music blaring through every commercial while the person who created the campaign flips the bird at the TV every time one comes on.

#Advertising

@KodoAndSangha

Imagine that.

@WhiteRose

Squee

@Graci Jesus Pete.

@LiberalLibrarian

I feel bad for his father, my first cousin, because no matter what it was still his child, but I admit that I breathed a sigh of relief that at least this POS has been removed from the world.

@LiberalLibrarian

I need a time machine RIGHT NOW so I can show this to my mother.

@LiberalLibrarian

He was AWFUL.

I can't even imagine how much alcohol it took to write this.

I just got a text that my scumbag cousin passed away a few weeks ago, and this obituary is one of the most convoluted things I've ever read.

Good gravy.

#Families

https://www.healeyfuneralhomes.com/obituary/michael-moen

All Chapel Hill and Carrboro schools are in lockdown.

#GunViolence

https://www.wral.com/story/live-updates-shots-fired-on-campus-at-unc-no-one-in-custody/21021949/

@ITKV

Sweet boy ❤

@Graci @TheNewsOwl

Ugh