I just got a text that my scumbag cousin passed away a few weeks ago, and this obituary is one of the most convoluted things I've ever read.
Good gravy.
@Shelter Wow. When your obituary says you will be remembered as "well-intentioned", that's, well, not good.
@Shelter Just from your reaction I can tell he was an awful human being.
I feel bad for his father, my first cousin, because no matter what it was still his child, but I admit that I breathed a sigh of relief that at least this POS has been removed from the world.
@LiberalLibrarian
I need a time machine RIGHT NOW so I can show this to my mother.