I just got a text that my scumbag cousin passed away a few weeks ago, and this obituary is one of the most convoluted things I've ever read.
Good gravy.
I need a time machine RIGHT NOW so I can show this to my mother.
@Shelter Just from your reaction I can tell he was an awful human being.
I feel bad for his father, my first cousin, because no matter what it was still his child, but I admit that I breathed a sigh of relief that at least this POS has been removed from the world.
@LiberalLibrarian
He was AWFUL.
I can't even imagine how much alcohol it took to write this.