I said DID YOU SHUT OFF THE COFFEE MAKER?!

Basking Shark

Photo - Wikipedia photographer unknown

Well hi!!!

Great Hammerhead

Photo- Sail Far Dive Deep

Look. Hyuck.

Frilled Shark

Photo - Kelvin Aitken

I mean really.

Goblin Shark.

Photo - Kelvin Aitken

Look at this Muppet.

Wobbegong Shark photo- TwoFish Divers

99% of sharks are adorable.
Even the "ugly" ones.

And then there's the Sand Tiger

Photographer unknown.

They're so cute.

#Sharks
#GreatWhiteShark
#Derp

Photo - David Stephens

What did I just say????

#NCWX

Eeeeeeee it just rained!
Stay away, sun!

#NCWX

Dog after the hemp chews over half an hour ago as directed- Whine freak Whine freak
Me- calmly- Can't do anything about it. Sorry. No super powers.
Remain calm so dog retains more calm.
We are as one.
#NCWX

This is how I live.
Because you just do the things.
All of the things required.
Just- do them

#Autistic

Okay, #Reddit.
Thanks?

I don't fucking know. I don't buy shit.

I don't have Premium.
Are they trying to get me to buy Premium? Why are they bothering me? I just want to #AnimalCrossing

#Pizza

My kid - That's really pretty. What is it?
Me- Well it's really hot so I wanted to buy a Sauvignon Blanc and this was on sale and I'd never had it from New Zealand before. And look the snowflake turns blue when it's chilled enough. There was another one from New Zealand on sale for the same price but I decided on this.
My kid - Why?
Me- Because it has a snowflake that turns blue. Why else?

#Wine

It's a shame this is Home Depot.

And I am not wealthy.

#Halloween

@Coffee_and_Salt

One more day!

My kid said - "Are you saying that Tolkien was a bad person?"
And I said, "Absolutely not. I'm saying that he did his best, which was truly amazing for his time, in the time he was given."
Kid smirks.
Me- also all of my books about Tolkien are right out there in the dining room next to his own books so feel free to read them.

My friend who designs and sews dresses and outfits for vintage Barbies just sent me this pic of Margot Robbie at the Hollywood premiere of #Barbie and my goodness.
My goodness.
Margot has been showing up with ALL of the Barbie clothes on this premiere circuit, but this? This is incredible.
If you know, you know.
That gown.

Unfortunately even with a #migraine I had to run errands today and on our way home I had a specific explosion of pain and said, "That's new," and then performed a stroke check in the car.
I and others with migraine always joke about wondering if this one is the stroke, but you never know.
Reminder to people how to do a quick check upon a sudden symptom-

Because I am That Person I always stick out my tongue and after recite the entire alphabet to hear pronunciation as well.

#FAST
#Stroke

@Coffee_and_Salt

TWO MORE DAYS!!!!

#Bluey