@GaryPoole There is only one correct answer, Rivendell.
@GaryPoole Heresy.
You don't need WiFi when Elrond lets you use his palantir.
My perception may be influenced by visions of Liv Tyler both catering and defending me.
I visited the place in New Zealand* where all the Rivendell scenes took place. It was pretty cool even without elvish decor.
*Over half of the places we went were somehow tied to Lord of the Rings.
@S_r_stone That place always seemed a bit boring to me. Elves are a bit aloof. I bet they don't even have decent WiFi there.