@thechriskidd I like them. Thank you for reminding me I need to dust off my Mom Veterans hat only day of the year she'll wear it.

@matuzalem I still stand by what I said when I was put in Twitter jail. Have a miscarriage sue the church.

@dauphin87 My towns 10,000+ power outage was a squirrel.

@DavidSalo Journalism is dead. They hounded the Democrat forever for her affair and did absolutely nothing when the Republican running in the same district had his.

@nursefrombirth Don't you end up in a cult.

@FoxFire expect almost every state voted pro choice.

@catlynne333 I would have to keep the cats out of the room longer doing borax.

Going to flea bomb bedroom. The carpet vampires are too numerous to just vacuum them out of existence.

@PatrickKay Porn will be a naked ankle.

@Blue_Skyesr_here Just need rain to get here.

@DarksideStraxus Only after polls close for many states.

@scottyorange Most states went from counting mail in day of to only after election closes. It was a weird move.

@DaisyMcDuck Dolly Wood is the only place I would vacation in Tennessee.

@CauseEffects voting was down 8% in early voting. Non voting state.

@MrsDanaD Non voting state.

@dietotaku It's the state quirk.

@Keysalagain Lol Cats are assholes.

@Agatha Actually I think I would just say Abbott

@impermanence42 Because they get arrested for solicitation.

@LOLRH1 The Fuck around and found out crowd found pricy unplanned out of state vacation for needed healthcare was a bummer of a deal.