@mcfate That's just a very flat pancake with fruit inside.

@Cmnslivn Caffeine withdraw is real.

@Iveyjanette1 What idiot holds an outdoor rally in the hottest part of the day?

@Animeraider Sounds on brand.

@LordSpenserRoberts Good thing they come with 9 lives.

@YouInMyEye Oh...please Melanie doesn't care...

@AnnetteTRemain 100% England's fuck up. If the King of England would have stuck with the agreement their Diplomat made with during WWI the whole area would look different today.

@Kinnison 2nd degree murder fits.

@kingofc Sounds like you need a out of the home activity... Bowling is a good option this time of year.

@arthurpendragon How do you feel about rounding kitty up and seeing if its chipped?

@Redskye572 Brainwashing is super easy.

@Rocker I need to try that with my kitten.

@Reincarnation_4 A 100% preventable issue all people have to do is stay out of the water.

@lfrum Yay!

Put kitten between glass door and wood door....I've done this at least once with all the cats.

@peterquirk Um...the rest of the thinking verse is wondering how a bedridden man got birdflu.

@jurban I would be drawing dicks in liquid chalk on vehicle windows. And filming the trash piles left behind.

@wolfwoman It will hurt but ballet hits all the neglected tendons, ligaments that everyday PT just can't.

@misterfive I can do Hawaii State Song also the only state song not in English.