@Alfred What are some good excuses I can tell to my doctor to get out of a rectal prostate exam?
@YouInMyEye You don't need an excuse. Just don't get one.
But if you feel like you need one, how about this:
Digital rectal prostate exams (sticking a finger up there) are useless for diagnosing anything, and there is no reason to do them.
Now, if it's one of the real exams that use cameras and technology instead of just awkwardness and lube, that's different.
@YouInMyEye If you're avoiding a _real_ prostate exam, I think the proper excuse is simply "I don't care if I get cancer or other ass-diseases".
@YouInMyEye @AskTheDevil Just saying, but a lot of young people have passed away from this cancer. Don't be hesitant to get tested but do so within your comfort. I don't want to see my buds passing away from something that could have been the detected early.
@YouInMyEye @AskTheDevil Hell I got to put up with the discomfort of a mammogram this year, I ain't looking forward to it either.