Before I say what I'm going to say, let me remind you I have OCD.
I have somehow managed to misplace two pillowcases that go with my favorite set of sheets. I have torn apart my room looking for these damn things. My daughter came downstairs to help me. I can't find them. I don't ever take them out of my room. I'm totally mystified, aggravated, and pissed off. Where the hell are my pillowcases? What did I do with them?
How can I lose pillowcases?
Under the fitted sheet on the bed?
I unfolded the other two fitted sheets. There was nothing inside them. I unfolded the other two flat sheets, also. There was nothing inside them, either.
This is how dedicated I am to funding my fucking pillowcases.
Smartass. 🤪🤪