Gonna have to shave myself down to a 'stache and pick up a bunch of Hawaiian shirts. Maybe join a bowling league. 😂
"Excuse me, bartender? I'd like a candy apple martini please."
Get me a bunch of extra rings and a gaudy gold-plated neck chain. Switch to Nikes and track suits on the weekends.
Stock up on my collection of leather-clad aprons and start sleeping in button-assed onesies.
Buy me a bronzed pinapple emblazoned with my new motto: CABANA LYFE. Get me a couple of matching tattoos.
Probably rock some version of a mullet tbh.
@kel Only allowed if your wearing coconut bra, grass skirt, sock, and flip flops
@Olivecatto @kel ahem. Slippahs.
Never call them flip flops in HI.
@wolfwoman @kel Ummm slippers in my world cover your whole foot closed toe. 😂 And you are not wrong Kel except I think the they look especially fine with the socks your that got washed with one red baby sock on hot water so it's just the most perfect shade of pink.
@Olivecatto @kel
Slippers /= slippahs.
Even in HI, slippers are whole foot closed toe. 😉
@wolfwoman @kel I think you are missing the vision. It would be flip flops 🩴 with socks. 😁
@Olivecatto @kel
Oh I got the vision and immediately threw it as far away as I could! As some Hawai'ian friends would say, only people in the States would do that! (Yes, they really do call the mainland the States!) Tbh, it makes me shudder when I see that stateside! lol
@wolfwoman @kel yeah not sure why there are people that are wearing socks and think yup it’s a flip flop day 😂🤣 personally I hate socks only wear them if I wear shoes. I hate shoes too only wear them if I’m going outside my house. And don’t even get me started on pants man. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@Olivecatto @kel Same same