@voltronic I’m texting with my ex. She’s got some tin foil tendencies and trying to talk to her about this is exasperating.

I’m keeping my opinions to myself. I don’t condone murder, regardless of much I may despise someone. Shut up and listen. There may be a test later that you may only take once.

This is for those who have watched the Pixar short "Bao". For those that haven't, it's a beautiful story of imagery where a mother raises a child, but it's framed as her raising a bao (steamed dumpling) like a child. It's very well done and moving as the child eventually moves out. While struggling with him, she eats him so he can't get away. My brain, fucked as it is, translated that today as "I should've swallowed you a long time ago."
Next stop: Dante's Ring station number 7...mind the step.

Anyone else trying to fit PO1135809 into th lyrical meter of Tommy Tutone's infamous song? Just me?

Scrolling through Disney+ to make a mental list of all the stuff I need to catch up on and I'm left to wonder, rhetorically: Is there anything this fucking mouse doesn't own at this point? Don Bluth did everything he could to get away and do his own thing...only to be swallowed up. Not even an appetizer to the great round-eared one.

Apparently a sign was hung near Trump’s arrest activities that said “Trump 20-24…years” and I still haven’t stopped chuckling.

@Leefford I run into this a lot. A friend at a club I frequent just recently lost custody of her children and it's likely due to her transition and the effects it had on those around her, mostly notably her ex-wife. Long hugs for her every time I see her because she needs them.

I'm watching Trump's booking like the OJ Simpson white Bronco chase. This is the very bottom of the dumpster of viewing. And I cannot help it.

@MariaAragon64 Whatever he was paying his old PR people was not enough and he clearly needed them. Holy good goddamn shit.

You know, when I first heard about Elon "Does this smell like" Musk many moons ago, his reputation was that of a genius prodigy. A rich man who set forth upon his new-found riches by doing magnanimous things like providing necessary services to communities that wouldn't otherwise have the opportunity. Since then, he has become the perfect caricature of a villain in a shitty movie. Fairy Godmother's magic wore off and he turned into Dr. Stupid, Destroyer of Happiness. What the agile fuck?

@voltronic I think it came out pretty well.

https://youtu.be/uOyc11qkaSg

#cosomusic

@Heucuva8 I have a good friend from Balsta Sweden who is bou8nd and determined to visit Florida and I'm coming up with a million other places he should go first. Paving their roadways with radon-spewing materials, leprosy literally spiking, Matt Gaetz...it's just a cesspool.

@status @th3j35t3r Absolutely glorious. Quality of life improvement, to be sure.

For those familiar with Cassidy Hutchinson's January 6th Committee testimony...
I'm betting the ketchup wall art is spectacular today.

@cmskiera like I would need such a silly reminder. 😍

This morning has obviously been written, directed, and produced by Tim Burton. It's been surreal and upsetting. And I keep forcing awkward humor into it.