This is for those who have watched the Pixar short "Bao". For those that haven't, it's a beautiful story of imagery where a mother raises a child, but it's framed as her raising a bao (steamed dumpling) like a child. It's very well done and moving as the child eventually moves out. While struggling with him, she eats him so he can't get away. My brain, fucked as it is, translated that today as "I should've swallowed you a long time ago."
Next stop: Dante's Ring station number 7...mind the step.
Scrolling through Disney+ to make a mental list of all the stuff I need to catch up on and I'm left to wonder, rhetorically: Is there anything this fucking mouse doesn't own at this point? Don Bluth did everything he could to get away and do his own thing...only to be swallowed up. Not even an appetizer to the great round-eared one.
You know, when I first heard about Elon "Does this smell like" Musk many moons ago, his reputation was that of a genius prodigy. A rich man who set forth upon his new-found riches by doing magnanimous things like providing necessary services to communities that wouldn't otherwise have the opportunity. Since then, he has become the perfect caricature of a villain in a shitty movie. Fairy Godmother's magic wore off and he turned into Dr. Stupid, Destroyer of Happiness. What the agile fuck?
Conspiracy theories are funny. Those who partakes often are left with opinions of their self-worth that's more inflated than can be sustained, hence their cockroach-like prevalence and popularity. But let's just get this out there: No, the _____ isn't out to get you, your family, your political party, etc. Reality can, sometimes, just suck. It passes. Raise anchor and live a little. No one is handing out points for when what Tinfoil Hat Man said turns out to be true.
I'm just marveling at the partisan rancor over indicting Trump in what can only be classified as a slam dunk case. Members of Congress openly calling for actions that incite civil war. There are no repercussions for sitting members of congress, clearly. But I have to watch what I type lest I be held to a much higher standard. It's becoming impossible to give a fuck.
New State and Federal Law proposal: If a candidate will not fully and clearly concede that they lost a political race, they cannot run for any other public position. We can call it the "I'm a Big Kid Now Act." Because I'm sincerely fucking annoyed that I still have to see Kari Lake's name in the fucking media. Why does she matter? Like, at all?
Father of three. Musician when the moon is right. Motorcycle enthusiast. Purveyor of fine profanities.