I’m keeping my opinions to myself. I don’t condone murder, regardless of much I may despise someone. Shut up and listen. There may be a test later that you may only take once.

This is for those who have watched the Pixar short "Bao". For those that haven't, it's a beautiful story of imagery where a mother raises a child, but it's framed as her raising a bao (steamed dumpling) like a child. It's very well done and moving as the child eventually moves out. While struggling with him, she eats him so he can't get away. My brain, fucked as it is, translated that today as "I should've swallowed you a long time ago."
Next stop: Dante's Ring station number 7...mind the step.

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Anyone else trying to fit PO1135809 into th lyrical meter of Tommy Tutone's infamous song? Just me?

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We all have it from time to time.
I feel for the folks who are debilitated by it, though.

Scrolling through Disney+ to make a mental list of all the stuff I need to catch up on and I'm left to wonder, rhetorically: Is there anything this fucking mouse doesn't own at this point? Don Bluth did everything he could to get away and do his own thing...only to be swallowed up. Not even an appetizer to the great round-eared one.

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This is Cincinnati Bengals quarterback Joe Burrow. He is 6'3", 215 lbs, per his official NFL weigh-in.
Trump self-reported at the basically the same vitals.
Just... for reference.

Apparently a sign was hung near Trump’s arrest activities that said “Trump 20-24…years” and I still haven’t stopped chuckling.

I'm watching Trump's booking like the OJ Simpson white Bronco chase. This is the very bottom of the dumpster of viewing. And I cannot help it.

You know, when I first heard about Elon "Does this smell like" Musk many moons ago, his reputation was that of a genius prodigy. A rich man who set forth upon his new-found riches by doing magnanimous things like providing necessary services to communities that wouldn't otherwise have the opportunity. Since then, he has become the perfect caricature of a villain in a shitty movie. Fairy Godmother's magic wore off and he turned into Dr. Stupid, Destroyer of Happiness. What the agile fuck?

For those familiar with Cassidy Hutchinson's January 6th Committee testimony...
I'm betting the ketchup wall art is spectacular today.

This morning has obviously been written, directed, and produced by Tim Burton. It's been surreal and upsetting. And I keep forcing awkward humor into it.

Conspiracy theories are funny. Those who partakes often are left with opinions of their self-worth that's more inflated than can be sustained, hence their cockroach-like prevalence and popularity. But let's just get this out there: No, the _____ isn't out to get you, your family, your political party, etc. Reality can, sometimes, just suck. It passes. Raise anchor and live a little. No one is handing out points for when what Tinfoil Hat Man said turns out to be true.

Coming up on 248 years and we're still dealing with a guy, and his merry band of sycophants, who thinks he won the election three years ago. I'm just not in a celebratory mood, I guess.

I see Elon did something shameful again at the birb site to jack up participation and then brag about how much traffic he's getting. You'd think folks would learn.

Oh, there's no such thing as a "two-tiered" justice system, you silly thing. The justice system has more tiers on in than a millionaire's wedding cake. Like they'd stop at two....

I'm just marveling at the partisan rancor over indicting Trump in what can only be classified as a slam dunk case. Members of Congress openly calling for actions that incite civil war. There are no repercussions for sitting members of congress, clearly. But I have to watch what I type lest I be held to a much higher standard. It's becoming impossible to give a fuck.

New State and Federal Law proposal: If a candidate will not fully and clearly concede that they lost a political race, they cannot run for any other public position. We can call it the "I'm a Big Kid Now Act." Because I'm sincerely fucking annoyed that I still have to see Kari Lake's name in the fucking media. Why does she matter? Like, at all?

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