Conspiracy theories are funny. Those who partakes often are left with opinions of their self-worth that's more inflated than can be sustained, hence their cockroach-like prevalence and popularity. But let's just get this out there: No, the _____ isn't out to get you, your family, your political party, etc. Reality can, sometimes, just suck. It passes. Raise anchor and live a little. No one is handing out points for when what Tinfoil Hat Man said turns out to be true.