MrGoat🐐🇮🇱🇺🇦
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How did the Pirate get lost?
He wasn't shore.
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@MrGoat Get out.
Now.
Why did the Pirates go on vacation?
They needed a little ARR & ARR
Why did the Pirate stop drinking?
He rum out!
Why was the Pirate at the Apple Store?
He was in line for the new iPatch.
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Thank you to
@Coffee_and_Salt
@Mauve_matelot
@altamaha
@kel
@Minholkin
and anonymous for winning this year's auction with a bid of $807.07
You may discuss when you'd like to watch An American Tail (1986)
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Deadsy - The Key To Gramercy Park
What do you call a Pirate mutiny?
A Conspira-sea.
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No voting machines are being used to tabulate the results of this auction
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How to save a dying Pirate?
Perform CP-ARRRR!
Why are Pirates rated R?
Too much booty!
What does a pirate say when his leg gets stuck in the snow?
Shiver me timber.
If I influenced you in a way I'm not sorry but I didn't do it on purpose.
I've made a non-clinical decision to smoke more weed.
What if Trump was one of us?
Paying taxes and riding the bus.
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We remember when we had just crossed the 10,000 user mark in early December, 2017.
Today we're 171,000 strong. They come and go as they please, as social media was meant to be. #CoSoTips
Getting kicked out of Hobby Lobby for dipping your balls in glitter is pretty nuts. 😍
MrGoat🐐🇮🇱🇺🇦
Orbital Beam Control Tower
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Joined Nov 2020