Millions of miles put on these soles!

I ain't lying. They don't call me J C for nothin!

Shart not a fart and you're to blame

any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to meeeeeee

Is this the real life or is this just fantasy 🤔

A sound you can smell

Opening a discount adult toy store

Dollar Genital

Dwayne The Kid Rock isn't real and can't hurt you.

If there was a way to make your dick bigger, you wouldn't be able to go shopping without tripping over one or two.

Use your imagination

@th3j35t3r Heh Fun to watch.

Jay Leno is one of us now!

#Space

Not too shabby.

Like a newspaper!

but not as weird as Matt Gaetz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In december 2017 congress voted on a bill to combat human sex trafficking. The bill passed the Senate unanimaously. The bill passed House, 418-1. The 1 was Matt Gaetz. You're Welcome.

Typed this in my address bar instead of the text field on coso and copy pasted btw. not that it matters I'm just weird.