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if you as a male sit down to piss you don't gotta clean up no mess around the base of the toilet and your partner won't yell at you for leaving the seat up.

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Plus itโ€™s easier to post to CoSo if youโ€™re sitting down.

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If youโ€™re peeing, standing up, with your phone in one hand and your ____ in the other? Iโ€™d for sure fumble around and wind up testing the water resistance of my phone.

@MrGoat
In Germany, it's actively encouraged, or so I've read.
Also cubicles in public toilets = privacy.

@MrGoat But if you, as a cat dad, lift the seat when flushing so that your young tabby bumpkins can relive their "water park" days ... let's just say you become the Patron Saint of Felines.๐Ÿ˜

@MrGoat They'd never leave the bathroom.๐Ÿ˜

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I learned that lesson from my female roommate in college; she laid paper down around the toilet and let me pee to show that our aim isn't that accurate and we spray. Supposedly German men are trained to sit-down.

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For all of the reasons you listed, I actually suggested this to my hubby and being the sweetheart that he is, complied! It really does make a huge difference on both fronts!

@MrGoat
Hell I'm just lazy.
I've been doing it for +/-20 years
Sit down dammit.
Take a break.
Enjoy the moment.
Avoid having to clean up so often.

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