🤬MotherTurducken🦃🦆🐓
Adventures in #parenting. Migraine & chronic pain warrior. Lover of #birbs. Aghast onlooker of the daily global horror show. #Feminist. Occasional #politics.
Joined Apr 2022
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There’s a lot more than Ivana buried at Bedminster.
Okay, let’s do this. IUI #2 for child #2. 🙏🏻🤞🏻🍀
If you have good vibes to spare, toss them over here. #IUI #fertilityjourney
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Australians protest gender violence after knife attack https://p.dw.com/p/4fFR7
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@kendonnelly Gonna need a good dog with a gun.
@LnzyHou
#TFW you find out why your coworker was missing for a couple weeks and you are simultaneously shocked but also it makes a lot of sense and maybe they need an extended leave of absence or a dept change. 😳😬
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LOL--went to replace my failed garbage disposal this morning, and then remembered there's an allen wrench thing that came with the old one that lets you manually turn the mechanism.
10 seconds doing that and the old one coughed up a catfood can lid & started working again.
Now I have a disposal to return to Lowes...
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"Reading and writing, like everything else, improve with practice. And, of course, if there are no young readers and writers, there will shortly be no older ones. Literacy will be dead, and democracy - which many believe goes hand in hand with it - will be dead as well."
- Margaret Atwood
https://www.brooklynpaper.com/brooklyn-public-library-freedom-read/
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Foot fell asleep. So naturally I stand up to wake it up. Fucking nope.
I fell. Dumbest way possible. 🤬
Icing my knee but it’s bruising up quite nicely. 😳 I see an urgent care visit in my near future.
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Reportedly, fifty-four percent of men polled felt that Caligula "respected women" either "some" or "a lot".
Which should tell you a lot about men and polling.
https://www.nytimes.com/2024/04/24/us/politics/trump-women-men.html
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Seeing a lot of anger in CoSo Village today. Gonna step away because it’s messing with my mellow.
Keep breathing nauties
I woke up with such a sense of peace and contentment this morning. The sun is shining, it’s a beautiful morning. 🌅
I hope this bodes well for today’s reproductive endocrinology appointment coming up. 🤞🏻 Doing all the prep work for IUI #2. Checking labs and follicles today.
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🐐 is out goatifying the universe. It’s his thing. 😂🤷♀️👩🦰
We finished our Kindergarten “family project” diorama of kiddo’s dream bedroom. It was stressful. There were whole-family debates over tape vs. glue and pencil vs. marker.
I’m pretty sure we crushed it on this cozy corner complete with strewn books, a plate of breakfast and a juice box by the bean bag.
In case you need to smile today… take a moment out in nature. Smell the roses. Feed the birds.
Tell women you will sell them out every fucking time without telling women you will sell them out every time.
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My heart weeps for the victims who must go through another trial.
Fuck all the way off.
New York court overturns Harvey Weinstein’s rape conviction
Gift article:
https://wapo.st/3QlHC4O
🤬MotherTurducken🦃🦆🐓
Adventures in #parenting. Migraine & chronic pain warrior. Lover of #birbs. Aghast onlooker of the daily global horror show. #Feminist. Occasional #politics.
Joined Apr 2022