alien: I'll rule you all with an iron fist
me: our leaders already do that
alien: then I'll strip your planet of its resources
me: you're not gonna believe this
alien: how about if I slowly rob everyone of individuality?
me: you might wanna sit down
Alien: we'll kidnap your leaders...
Me: tries to hi five an alien
@TrueBloodNet 😅 lol, just so long as she’s for Harris/Walz…
@TrueBloodNet
Yeah, it is. Our neighborhood specifically is rich with immigrants, specifically south Asian (like my husband.) Frankly, I think a lot of people worry about being another Springfield these days.
(oof, I knew that. I was speech to texting. If it’s not autocorrect that gets me it’s my lack of proofreading)
@TrueBloodNet JFC. Good he’s been removed but FFS, this is why all the Harris/Walls signs in my neighborhood are very small and against houses and inside windows. (And why we don’t display any.) Literally the Mailman is the only one who knows who’s for democracy in our neighborhood. I noticed our neighbor (on the left, funny enough) has a teeny tiny Harris Walls sign with a 🐈—because she’s a delightful childless cat lady. Meanwhile the house beyond her has a huge “make liberals cry again,” flag.
@Liliki amazing! Wishing you all the very best for that appt! 🤞🏻
@FurloughedAgain you know how women’s restrooms sometimes have pamphlets telling women they have options re: domestic violence? I feel like someone needs to make a printable pamphlet that could be stuck in alongside these DV pamphlets. Because seriously, isn’t being afraid of what your spouse/partner would say or do if he knew how you wanted to vote a form of DV?
Your body, your vote, your choice!
Just a reminder, voting is confidential. Your spouse will never know who you actually vote for. You know what you have to do.
#I_Understand_The_Assignment
Whew, is it hot in here? Or is it just Jasmine Crockett, my political woman crush?
@Dane and “Avast!” and “Ye scurvy dog!” and “ahoy, landlubber,” and “scallywag!”
Kiddo’s #pirate costume came today. And now it’s going to be talk and dress like a pirate every day until #halloween and very likely beyond.
“WOMEN ARE POORER THAN THEY WERE FOUR YEARS AGO, ARE LESS HEALTHY THAN THEY WERE FOUR YEARS AGO… AND ARE LESS OPTIMISTIC AND CONFIDENT IN THE FUTURE THAN THEY WERE FOUR YEARS AGO!”
Yeah, because no one was worried about COVID because we were injecting bleach and sticking light into our bodies rather than wearing masks.
And don’t even get me started on abortion.
Adventures in #parenting. Migraine & chronic pain warrior. Lover of #birbs. Aghast onlooker of the daily global horror show. #Feminist. Occasional #politics.