This reinforces my phobia of swimming in natural bodies of water. Ya know. That and the toxic bacteria produced by climate change.
https://wapo.st/4cMiCvU 👈🎁article
@LPH6 happy belated birthday you lovely human! I hope you did something super special to celebrate you!
@peemee 😱
The US Surgeon General coming out to acknowledge that parenting in our time is a public mental health crisis is the god damned validation I didn’t know I needed.
https://www.axios.com/2024/08/28/surgeon-general-parents-mental-health-advisory
#parenting
How to make your child’s bowl of roasted eggplant, peppers, and onions with quinoa, chickpeas, Greek yogurt sauce and feta disappear: 👇
6yo: *sneaking, scurrying, hitting pseudo-martial arts poses* “What is even for dinner today?”
Me: “Can’t you tell? It’s 🥷 ninja food!”
Clean plate club tonight! 🍽️
@LlamaMountainStudioArts for some reason this has the same energy as “The night is dark and full of terrors.”
*Sinisterly* The air is hot and full of pollen. 😈
Do solicitors make good money or something? Because I absolutely could not go door to door bothering anyone at their home for a living knowing full well people have been shot for far less offenses. Just a thought after the second solicitor in as many days showed up at our house in the blazing heat. Also, do they respect no soliciting signs? Because I’m going home to make one now.
#Anxiety did not win this morning! My big brave girl rode the bus 🚌 for the first day of first grade! My heart is so full. 💪❤️
Yes, we absolutely did drive to the school to spy on her getting off the bus to get an idea of how it went. Big smiles, walking with her best friend. 🏫
@CriticalCupcake oof, and I thought I was up early! I hope your coffee situation is remedied asap. ☕️ ✌🏻
My weekend is moving along. I work weekends at the hospital. Woke up to lockdown and all clear texts on my phone so I’m hoping the chaos is died down by the time I shamble into work. Not sure if I will be working in trauma unit again or elsewhere.
I hope your weekend is moving along nicely.
Adventures in #parenting. Migraine & chronic pain warrior. Lover of #birbs. Aghast onlooker of the daily global horror show. #Feminist. Occasional #politics.