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Do I want my kid to learn how to swim? Yes. Do I want her to experience mortal dread before and during swim class? No I do not. I tried to tell the barely adult folks at the front desk, she has (and this kind of situation is complicated) it was like a “Oh yeah believe me, we get it. I mean haha, don’t we all?” Kind of response.

Took my 6yo to swim class today. Her teacher was absent. This was not great for her to start. Then the teacher was a man & the other girl usually in her swim lane was absent. So she was stressed about that. Then substitute seemed like he was too cool for school. Flirting with the instructor in the next lane and half-assing assisting the kids through the water. Kiddo drank a lot of pool water. First thing she said getting out of the pool was, “I cried in my goggles.” 💔

@ATXJane @MotherDucker it annoys me when people gatekeep hobbies... like i was told i can't do any number of "traditionally masculine" hobbies, because i'm a girl. i also don't tolerate anyone telling boys that some hobbies are "girly". it's all snobbery & gatekeeping and it's wrong

@Yarnchick @Autumn honestly, I didn’t even think of this. Is it like a zoom thing? Because I would totally do that.

I just knit caps for my chemo patients, because why wouldn’t I? Didn’t even get to mention that at the meetup because the interaction was so damn icy. I’m sure me being a masker wasn’t helping.

@Autumn I was indeed the only one under ~55.

But yikes. Knitting is knitting. My hat is gonna come out looking like your hat, right?

I hope you do end up making your meetup. It is needed. Maybe when we get our first woman president some of this I am right/ my way is the only way/ different is personally offensive to my delicate sensibilities nonsense will crawl back under a rock where it belongs.

@Idissent I mean I did have a canvas tote instead of a fancy ceramic yarn bowl too… to add to my utter plebeian appeal.

So is the knitting community like gated with an HOA? Am I the neighbor with a Christmas display that is “an eyesore” for the neighborhood?

JFC. I showed up to an open knitting meetup club at the community room with a loom and hook and you’d think I was “the drunk, noisy, off-the-rack cousin” at the black tie wedding.

Pardon the dual metaphors but I was shook. Me and my knitting loom out here giving cooties to the unvaccinated.

What’s the beef gang?

Breaking news:
Notoriously picky 6 yr old is eating homemade chicken salad on crackers and the turkey/PB&J sandwich cycle is broken!!!

Kiddo has locked in her Halloween costume choice. She wants to be a doctor. Got her scrubs all picked out.

She wants me to dress up with her (because I always do.) She said, “you can be the typing lady who tells people what to do and where to go.”

So I guess I’ll pick out my finest work uniform for the big night… 🫠

@NorCalCherylLyn can’t see the video or comments because I don’t do instagram…but the public library is free and there’s little to no wait on media borrowing. Love to borrow 📀 from the library.

I feel like my uterus is exploding in slow motion. The pain is like any moment now my midsection will explode 💥 in a big bang of viscera encircling my body like the bloody rings of a heavenly body. Except there’s nothing heavenly happening to this body. 🩸

I’m about to see my spaghetti dinner all over again. 🤮

you haven’t done your laundry in a minute and you’re scraping the back of the drawer for scrubs.

Please be safe, I caught the 'rona (I am about over it). You don't want it.

@WordsmithFL I think this is great, was just reading actually. But I still think an 18 yr term is too damn long. 10. MAAAYBE 12. And enough with this appointee garbage. It’s high time the people elected justices.

Woke up with a throbbing head and rolling stomach. I’m giving my Cefaly 20 minutes to turn things around before I’m taking my 🛟 💊 💊
Happy Monday to me 🙄

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