Husband: “Here, I picked up your library book for you. Enjoy!”
Me: (attempting to enjoy said book)
Husband: (meanwhile has not ceased speaking about Ohio’s election, the drywall he’s working on patching, his plan to take out the trash soon, his concerns over our child’s snoring, etc.) “So is it a good book?”
You might say, “Why don’t you try an audiobook, MotherDucker?”
To which I reply, “the snap of the magnetic closure of my earbuds case is his bat signal.”
@MotherDucker True love hands you earplugs! : )
Marriage is a spiritual journey.
@LnzyHou oh how I summon the grace of a higher power, regularly. 🥹
@MotherDucker When my boss comes into work early to catch up on stuff and doesn't want to be disturbed, she hangs a sign on the back of her chair that says her earbuds are in and she's ignoring us. Maybe try that? 😂
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