Husband: “Here, I picked up your library book for you. Enjoy!”
Me: (attempting to enjoy said book)
Husband: (meanwhile has not ceased speaking about Ohio’s election, the drywall he’s working on patching, his plan to take out the trash soon, his concerns over our child’s snoring, etc.) “So is it a good book?”
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@MotherDucker When my boss comes into work early to catch up on stuff and doesn't want to be disturbed, she hangs a sign on the back of her chair that says her earbuds are in and she's ignoring us. Maybe try that? 😂