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A priest, a minister, and a rabbit go to donate blood. At the clinic, the nurse asked the rabbit, "do you know your blood type?"

The rabbit looks at his companions and shrugs, "Well, I'm pretty sure I'm a type-O."

@TheKeebler don't know about everyone, but I'm here. Welcome!

@redroses1944 te the fire hose only auto refreshes if you leave it at the top. It’s truly the newest posts at the top

Jack: what should we name this terrier we invented

Russell: i have an idea

@Soopreme_Commander Bob Golen, Christopher Bouzy, Alex Cole, Patton Oswalt

@CipherAgentFish I’m glad someone did. I usually steal dad jokes from other sources but that one is my own.

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If you can vote early, please do. I voted Sunday and it literally took 5 minutes. Let's keep progress progressing.

I wanted to use more fresh herbs with dinner but thyme was against me.

*it’s pumpkin curry BTW

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If you're looking for info to help you cast a ballot in the US Midterm Elections, please checkout:

ballotpedia.org/Sample_Ballot_

You input your address and (if you choose) your email, and it will list all the items and positions on the ballot for whichever election you choose.

For example, there are three offices, and four WV State Constitutional Amendments coming up in less than a week. This gives a summary so u know.

I used to make sculptures from stolen countertops. I can admit it now because of the statue of laminations

@DirkDammit I’m not sure I can get myself to say Tooting. Although at one time I thought Googling something sounded goofy.

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I keep starting and restarting this Gizmo, I think because I haven't got a good vision of what it should do. So I'm putting that one aside and making the Category Cheat Sheet instead. 1/2

@Writerchick I really enjoyed Fairy Tale. It is exactly what the title implies. I think King’s non-horror books are some of his best. Billy Summers and 11/22/63 off the top of my head.

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