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You ever sneeze so hard you surprise farted and nearly fell over?

I know it’s very trendy to shit on Jimmy Carter’s presidency, but it’s all wildly unfair. We’ve since learned how horribly he was setup and smeared by the Reaganites and press.

Why? It could be that he was too virtuous and threatened the crooked power brokers running this crooked empire.

My opinion is that we have never elected a more decent or considerate person, perhaps outside of Lincoln. I know Jimmy is in hospice, and won’t be around long. He deserves and deserved better from us than he got.

Apparently AI image generators avoid using religious images as a matter of policy. I was looking for a sleazy televangelist in an Elvis style jacket with dumb hair, crucifixes, and cash all over to be the pitchman for my cryptocurrency scam, HereafterCoin™️ “Now you CAN take it with you and fully enjoy the spoils of the afterlife!”

I didn’t get the crucifixes, but this one might do.

@Alfred can you create an image for me of a TV evangelist character with money stuck to his fingers? Please and thank you

I wouldn’t eat anything she prepared. I have kitchen utensil involvement fear.

Ages ago an enormous man came into a restaurant where I worked and “gave birth” in the toilet, absurdly clogging it. Management resolved the matter by paying a dishwasher $50 to go in with a knife and fork and “filet” the turd and flush it down the other toilet in increments.

Traumatizing…

I’m not supposed to laugh, right?

A woman gave herself poop transplants using her brother's feces to treat debilitating IBS. Then she started getting acne just like him.

businessinsider.com/woman-diy-

I watched some TV show on people with weird compulsive kinds of neuroses and there was this big lady who compulsively ate foam mattresses. As they interviewed her, she’d tear off a chunk of her bed and eat it. There were doctors and so forth trying to convince her to stop, explaining the harm she was causing.

They never once asked the important question: by the time it comes out, does it still relentlessly float?

I have a theory that comedian Tom Papa is somehow a love child of Jack Benny.

I tell you what the AT AT needed was a “head” on its ass, or more diplomatically, a tail gunner. Big ole blind spot…

This guy is clearly “suicidal”…

Boeing whistleblower says plane parts had serious defects

bbc.com/news/business-68979354

Big Three carriers pay $10M to settle claims of false “unlimited” advertising

It's unclear whether consumers will get any refunds out of the settlement, however. The settlement gives states leeway in how to use the payments from carriers. The payments can be used to cover "attorneys' fees and other costs of investigation and litigation," or can go toward "consumer protection law enforcement funds."

Of fucking course.

arstechnica.com/tech-policy/20

Wow, the 2A zealots are mighty quiet about the black soldier in Florida shot and killed in his home by a sheriff for holding his legal firearm. I guess the “right to bear arms” is skin color dependent?

I think journalists are missing an opportunity for mayhem and fun.

Journo: Governor Noem, did you ever meet with Kim Jung Un?

Noem: (rambles, evades, redirects)

Journo: No- Governor, I’ll ask again. Did you ever meet with Kim Jung Un?

Noem: I’ve already answered that. (More rambling, evasion, redirection)

Journo: So you refuse to answer that you pee in the shower. Okay, thank you for joining us. (Moves on)

Noem: (off camera) But but wait- what (mic cuts)

I want this guy to prescribe me some stuff. I have no doubt they’ll be suitably recreational.

My girlie is the fucking coolest! I mentioned how much of the appeal of (picture one) was that it reminded me of an unfulfilled childhood desire (picture two). The latter arrived today!

Surprise surprise surprise! I’m spoiled. 😁

Fellas, whatever you do, don’t use your dick to test the Cybertruck frunk close sensor

I don’t know anyone involved, but as a grad, I know Brandeis. If Brandeis is among those saying this is a problem, and there were nine acknowledged “incidents”, and the Jewish parents are saying their children fear going to school, I’m gonna say there’s almost certainly a problem.

I’m kind of amazed a Republican-led subcommittee would get involved in this, given it’s usually their constituents making this kind of trouble.

Berkeley schools chief grilled by Congress on claims of rampant antisemitism in K-12 classrooms

latimes.com/california/story/2

Isn’t funny how John Wick manages to shoot maybe hundreds of people who somehow can’t shoot him in the head? What is it with this franchise? Makes a Steven Segal movie look positively plausible.

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