@Jeber when the polar caps melt and everyone on the coasts swims to get around, we’ll see…

@Kaysymmetry but will you remember on the 20th? 🤪

@matuzalem that’s a harsh thing to be just dropping in a feed, Matuzalem. I might’ve been eating and choked to death :)

@Nupe117 @feloneouscat yeah. 30,000+ documented lies in his first term, and they were “misled”? Nope. That’s not it.

@NoahPaulLeGies indeed! I love NileRed (and Blue)

Waiddaminute- Pop Rocks have lactose? People who are lactose intolerant can’t have Pop Rocks?

WTF- all this effort to make gluten free bread and shit, and nobody thought to make lactose free Pop Rocks? Those poor lactose intolerant bastards.

Next time someone tells me they think they’ve seen/met me before, I’m gonna say “My name is Dr. Recommended. You might have heard of me”.

@Susandoyle I was disinvited for different reasons: Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg… Batmobile lost a wheel, and Joker got away-hey!

@TwistedWhim @Tee_Lynn that cow is on a leather sofa?

@Shadow298 well, at least you’re not trying to sell me something. :)

@Redskye572 there are wireless CarPlay adapters too. My 2017 Mustang needed one.

@whonat the Satanists will love this

Dumpy is certain to harm the economy for most (read: non-billionaire) people.

Among the places that’ll have an effect is with automakers. New car prices are stupid high, and they’ll soon have even fewer potential buyers. You’d think they’d have thought of that, and either are fast-tracking development of some cheaper cars (which will absolutely infuriate present and recent buyers), or spent more to defeat the dipshit, but alas…

I’m debating shorting some automaker stocks.

@matuzalem .

@EllyOnTheGo around here the census puts Linux first, and Mac second. There’s a token Windows system that’s seldom powered on.

There is no Klingon word for diarrhea. I guess that means the Homestyle Gagh in Country Gravy is okay to try.

@CanisPundit I think in this case we start with waffles. They’re trapped you see…

@Susandoyle well, at a minimum we’d need a small gravity sink. Maybe a micro black hole? Something to create a manageable localized field of gravity in space.

This might be the first Novel Prize in Physics awarded to advancements in donut making.

The ISS and other space stations have no gravity. That means it’s virtually impossible to deep fry anything…. Like donuts.

That’s why I’m not going.

@Susandoyle @Valkyrie_D I once saw a video of how they get horse and bull semen that showed a bull “donation” example.

There’s this big hollow fiberglass cow contraption that someone (human) hides within, with a big glove and a jar. The “cow” feet are anchored to skis, as the bull is not exactly a gentle lover, and the thing gets bashed around a pasture until the sample is captured.

Still waiting to see that asshole Mike Rowe tackle that one.