Stolen from Facebook

#OffTopicThursday - Sunglasses accidentally dropped into a zoo orangutan enclosure.

This is a cool thing (although I am not doing it yet): PreCog Reading Mode. Find it in Settings.

"What is this SANITIZER thing about, anyways?"

CounterSocial takes your security very seriously. Sanitizer does two things:

1. It scrubs all posted links of potentially identifiable metadata. (If you wish to preserve it, add "nosanitize" anywhere in the post text.)
2. It scrubs all uploaded media of all metadata, including orientation. This is why your photos sometimes show up sideways.

#CoSoTips

Unlike elsewhere, CounterSocial isn't big on drama. If you see anyone who you consider to be disagreeable, you are encouraged to quietly make them disappear. You have three options:

1. Block. This person disappears, and they can't see you.
2. Mute. This person disappears, but they can still see you.
3. Soft Mute. This person disappears until they mention you.

People are like flavors. You won't like them all, and they won't all like you. Skip the drama. Use the tools. #CoSoTips

Having issues? It isn't just you. CounterSocial is currently experiencing a MASSIVE influx of new accounts.

We can't explain our sudden rise in popularity either. It's a total mystery. Utterly baffling, really. #CoSoTips

ABC: Always Be Charging. #passsummit #passdatasummit

#SQLFamily #PASSSummit

If you are coming in person, my little 10x10 starter booth in the Exhibitor Hall will have a couch and 2 chairs. And cookies Thursday afternoon :)

#DallasDBAs

Hey #sqlfamily! Today I present 14 lessons from 14 years of PASS Summits (that I’ve attended):

1. It’s a bummer if you can’t go. But, there are SQL Saturdays throughout the year, and SQL community online every day.

2. If you can go? Sanitize. (I really recommend that everyone wear masks this year, too.)

#passsummit #sqlpass #summittips