Dear spider,
I’m not trying to kill you.
I’m trying to relocate you so you don’t get accidentally killed.
Please stand still.
@Beanc I don't think they're programmed for that.
@poemblaze she finally cooperated by crawling into a tiny ball and playing dead
@Beanc My unease around spiders is lessening. It used to be "stand still so I can kill you." Now it's "stand still so I have less of an urge to kill you."
Progress, not perfection.
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Be still so I can pop this cup over you and slide this paper under your spidey butt and take you outside without injuring your legs.
@MelissaHDavis @Beanc That works.