Sometimes I cluck, sometimes I...

Morning Springers and Chickies,

#pups4peace

Ken-Dogger: Whoa Nellie, good run…
Nellie: You know it was, you see me panting
KD: I do, did I push you?
N: Dude, you’re always pushing
KD: I need to remember you’re still a pup.
N: And you need to remember you’re not a Spring Chicken.
KD: Okay, I do need to vary my training.
N: Learning is never a straight path…
KD: Cluck, cluck.

Congress isn't spending much time getting the basics done.

https://www.reuters.com/graphics/USA-CONGRESS/PRODUCTIVITY/egpbabmkwvq/

ON this date in 1942 - Julia Flikke of the Nurse Corps became the first woman colonel in the U.S. Army.

Junior Officers Bun Man and Mr. Purple were astonished by this development.

Bun turned to Mr. P and asked, "Does that mean we have to salute her everywhere?"

Mr. P replied, "Yes, it does, everywhere, even in private..."

Bun replied..."Only hand salutes?"

FOX...I went down, down, down, and the flames got hotter...

ON this date in 2002 - Fox aired "Celebrity Boxing." Tonya Harding beat Paula Jones, Danny Banaduce beat Barry Williams and Todd Bridges defeated Vanilla Ice.

Producers Bun Man and Mr. Purple thought they had a hit show, so they took the format and created Fox & Friends - the morning celebrity boxing rag.

The Boyz soon left Fox - creative differences.

While on the losing side in the War between the States, the Boyz were always proud they fought for their freedom to choose the way they lived rather than continue support for the privileged few who needed slavery to maintain their social status.

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ON this date in 1861 - Jefferson Davis signed a bill authorizing slaves to be used as soldiers for the confederacy.

Rebels Bun Man and Mr. Purple were skeptical as they were fighting for the South and not for the institution of slavery, a landowner problem.

Bun Man said "I'll fight for my state and country, but I won't fight to save privilege..."

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Damn, and here I thought I was losing my religion...

TRUTH

For every drug-convicted prisoner in America, they used the economic system available to them...

For every 'entitled, yet apparently unworthy or unqualified' college student, they used the economic system available to them.

I hate telling people I'm a taxidermist.

When they ask what I do every day,

I say:
“Ya know. Stuff.”

Morning Peeps,

Peace be with you and, hopefully, with those you encounter.

Tryin' to help the Little Mrs. out...

Yesterday I purchased a world map...

Gave my wife a dart and said to her "throw this and wherever it lands, I'm taking you for a holiday".

Turns out we’re spending three weeks behind the fridge.

(stolen)

Things that Help Me through...

I try to remember where the hate comes from, it doesn't reside only in that person, it permeates the surroundings...

As I mediate that environment, I try to remember not to express my disappointment/sadness/depression/anger in any of the same ways.

So far, I'm holding the line.

#cosoconfessions

So...

I go to Smith's this morning (grocery chain with Kroger lineage, I believe) and I was getting some milk and Half&Half, and I thought, let me just get some cash.

I hit the cash selection button...

SURPRISE, SURPRISE, SURPRISE (and I don't really know why I was surprised, but...)

Up comes a pop-up screen informing me I am to be charged 75 cents for the exchange.

(So...add this to the column of shite you have to do just to access a product anymore, like tipping for nothing)

suckinglife

Historybook: Writer and author Jack Kerouac born (1922); Mahatma Gandhi begins 200-mile protest march against British salt tax (1930); Actress and singer Liza Minnelli born (1946); Jazz saxophonist Charlie Parker dies (1955).

"Don't listen to anyone who doesn't know how to dream."

- Liza Minnelli

Wondering how much the Window and Window Frame Repair businesses are pushing for a Trump victory in November?

Most likely will become preferred method of dealing with dissent when Da Fewer comes back.

discourages future generations from participating in the democratic process … a participation that is vital for the future of the nation.”-PM

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Pedro X. Molina makes a valid point...

“In future cartoons, I will address important differences between the candidates rather than focusing on their ages. But I want to start by making one thing clear: The fact that the main political parties haven’t been able to offer the electorate a new generation of political leadership in the last 8 years speaks very badly of both of them and ...

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THE OLIGARCHY RULES

He was in Charleston, South Carolina, to give evidence in the whistleblower lawsuit when he died of what appeared to be a self-inflicted gunshot wound on Saturday, reports the Washington Post, citing the Charleston County coroner.

https://www.newser.com/story/347601/boeing-whistleblower-found-dead-amid-deposition.html

While the men would be bespeckled in multi-colored wife-beaters.

These fashion trends largely continue to this day--you can still see vestiges of it all over Wildwood!

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ON this date in 1664 - New Jersey became a British colony.

King Charles II granted land in the New World to his brother James (The Duke of York).

The Duke's first governors were Bun Man and Mr. Purple who saw significant value and character in the land.

The Boyz declared all the women would have 'Big Hair'; they would talk w/ largely I-talian accents; and they would travel in packs.

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ON this date in 1930 - Ghandi began his 200-mile march to the sea that symbolized his defiance of British rule over India.

American sympathizers Bun Man and Mr. Purple began their 32.7-mile march from Seaford to the sea at Rehoboth.

Their defiance you might ask.

They wanted to symbolize their oppression at the hands of some of their ruthless female paramours.

Symbolism is all relative anyway.

Ghandi sent the Boyz a sympathy card...he could relate!