TROUBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE
Retired educator / military officer(Army Colonel) - Current Ops Div Chief (G333), HQDA / married / political progressive / ED.D. and Army War College Grad. 3277
Joined Nov 2017
QOTD:
When a husband and/or wife asks, 'What do you think?'
why does the other not understand it's rhetorical?
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WE BECOME ADULTS?
Ken-Dogger: Hey Chauncey, feelin' a little lucky this morning, eh?
Chauncey: What you talkin' 'bout Willis?
KD: Who's Willis? Dude, I'm talkin' 'bout you laying on the cat...
C: Oh...We're buds...we play all the time
KD: But Chauncey, you're normally enemies.
C: Dude, we're kids, we only become enemies as adults.
KD: Sad how that happens...
HEY GUYS, A LITTLE SECRET, IT'S OKAY TO BE SENSITIVE
Ken-Dogger: Morning Fido, what gives?
Fido: That wild lady down the street gives, oh…you meant the rose
KD: Yes, the rose…
F: Valentine’s Day is coming bro, gotta get ready…
KD: Fido, you’re breaking man code, you’re supposed to wait until panic mode sets in
F: Bro, I’m sensitive, I’m breakin’ code for my Lady…
KD: Most of us do Fido, most of us do…
FEMMES...They will wile and beguile
Morning Dutiful Friends,
Ken-Dogger: Morning Baby Girl, Mommy comes home tomorrow.
Dixiee: Good, some normalcy can return…
KD: What do you mean? What hasn’t been normal?
D: Your sweet tooth…
KD: This was a test wasn’t it?
D: Yep, care for a do-over?
KD: Naw, I’ll just do extra cleaning before she returns, wait a minute?
D: What?
KD: She leaves and I clean, how did that happen?
D: The Femmes, they’re wily creatures…
Because I'm a Helper...A REMINDER
"People must learn to hate, and if they can learn to hate, they can be taught to love."
- Nelson Mandela
Morning Peeps,
Ken-Dogger: Hey Dolby, why the look?
Dolby: Dude, today’s the Big Game…
KD: Yep, Super Bowl, it should be awesome.
D: I’d agree about the game, it’s the other stuff…
KD: Other stuff?
D: The weaponization, the angst of all the stuff not in the actual playing.
KD: Would be cool if we could just enjoy the combatants on the field and just love the competition.
D: Can I get odds on that?
PRODUCT DEVELOPMENT
Okay, need some of you whiz chemists in production mode...
Product - Stink Bomb which can be surreptitiously left in places of business.
Campaign - If you philosophically stink, so should your smell.
Headed to Marketing...
The fun side of Aging - these bruises appear and you have no idea.
Wow, I just remembered
All we need is a drummer for people who only need a beat.
I do apologize, on behalf of manhood, for that slight.
WE REALLY have been bamboozled into commercialism...
Americans expected to spend record $14B on their partners for Valentine's Day.
ON this date in 1993 - Michael Jackson granted his first interview in 15 years to Oprah Winfrey.
In the interview, Jackson claimed that he has a disorder that destroys the pigmentation of the skin and that he had had very little plastic surgery.
His publicists, Bun Man and Mr. Purple, had advised Michael against this stance, but Michael had also recently been heavily influenced by Lance Armstrong.
So, outlandish was the order of the day.
Actually, the Boyz and other 'yes' vote Senators were rather good prognosticators on this amendment.
They had an inkling 'Tricky Dick' was going to win the Presidential election in '68.
Dick Nixon had been 'mentally disabled' for years...
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ON this date in 1967 - The 25th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution was ratified.
The amendment required the appointment of a vice-president when that office became vacant and instituted new measures in the event of presidential disability.
US Senators Bun Man and Mr. Purple from the great state of Delaware voted for the measure.
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ON A #caturday , the Boyz and I would just like to take our hats off to the Coolest Cats on the Planet...You Ladies
Complexity killed the cat...This is why you marry a smart woman, who else could navigate this maze?
GOING TECHNO - WHATEVER WORKS
Ken-Dogger: Hey Chopper, you tired buddy?
Chopper: Well, yeah...
KD: This playing in the backyard is good for you.
C: Dude, I get the benefit, could we work on the metering?
KD: Metering?
C: Dogger-Man, Rome wasn't built in a day, these legs aren't growing overnight...Muscles grow during rest, not during stress.
KD: Okay, I'll back off, didn't have to go all techno on me...
C: I'm resting...whatever works dude, whatever works.
At some point in the next 36 hours, the World will be watching...
For Santa's sled?
Heck NO...It's the TAYLOR EXPRESS...
And some tiny weenie pricks will be losing their shite...
LAUGHING - THE BETTER PART OF VALOR
Ken-Dogger: Morning guys, hey Momma, you takin’ care of Dutch?
Momma: Yep, the lessons continue…
KD: Catching up on the news?
M: Nope, teaching him the nuance of comics…
Dutch: Yea, comics are weird…Why do peeps make fun of each other?
KD: It’s a way of dealing with some of the issues we have in the World.
D: By laughing?
KD: Sometimes, it’s the better part of valor…
Dixiee kept me out of trouble
Morning Rocking Friends,
Ken-Dogger: Dixiee, stop with the Bob Seger
Dixiee: What? You tired of ol’ time rock and roll?
KD: We’ve done the sliding cross the floor thing…
D: You didn’t call the hookers did you?
KD: NO…just cause the Mikster is away, it doesn’t mean all Hell breaks loose…
D: Where’s that song ‘Raise a little Hell, raise a little Hell…”
KD: Listen, I can do trouble on my own…
D: Just channeling the fun, bro, just channeling the fun…
TROUBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE
Retired educator / military officer(Army Colonel) - Current Ops Div Chief (G333), HQDA / married / political progressive / ED.D. and Army War College Grad. 3277
Joined Nov 2017