Show more

ON this date in 1964 - The governor of Indiana declared that the song "Louie Louie" by the Kingsmen was pornographic.

He requested that the state's radio stations not play the song.

Bun Man and Mr. Purple's seminal band Super Heads In Time (the logo on the bass drum spelled S.H.I.T.) had just learned the Kingsmen's hit and were playing it on the local club circuit.

1/2

Bun Man told the NFL Chief Investigator "I hope you're not tryin' to make this an 'InflateGate' thingie; someone had to pull that cord for this to happen..."

As the Chief Investigator turned to Mr. Purple, P immediately countered "Hey, dude, I'm just here so I don't get fined..."

2/2

ON this date in 2004 - Janet Jackson's breast is exposed during the half-time show of Super Bowl XXXVIII, resulting in US broadcasters adopting a stronger adherence to FCC censorship guidelines.

Costume designers Bun Man and Mr. Purple were immediately blamed for the incident.

Apparently, the authorities thought The Boyz had intentionally made the outfit so it could be exposed.

1/2

In successful marriages, it's in the way stuff is phrased for you...

It's the USA, if it hasn't killed you yet, it's good to eat. If it does, we'll know for the next donor.

SIX YEARS AGO...

In the USA, we were calling for Women to unite and to WEAR RED...

REASON AND LOGIC...IT'S A LONG GAME

Morning Reasonable Friends,

Ken-Dogger: Morning Guys
Gus: Shhhh, Gert’s concentrating…
KD: Oh snap, sorry, didn’t realize Chess was already happening
Gert: Your move Gus
KD: So why Chess now?
Gus: Dude, we’re watching and waiting for you Humans to get their shit together.
Gert: Yep, we thought we might model reason and logic…
KD: Geez, think it will stick?
Gus: It’s gonna be a long game.

It's the Mikster's birth month (Feb) so she turns to me yesterday and says, "Wow, what do I want for my birthday?"

(Knowing fool well she has most of what she wants)

So, I immediately interpret the need to step up my game and thoughtfully respond, and then it hits me and the response pummels out.

So I say, "IDK, what can you afford?"

I'll be able to see objects in a distance from my left eye sometime tomorrow, at least I think it will be tomorrow, depends on the swelling...

Historybook: "Oxford English Dictionary" debuts (1884); Film legend Clark Gable born (1901); Harriet Tubman becomes first Black woman on US postage stamp (1978); HBD Harry Styles (1994); Space Shuttle Columbia disintegrates on reentry, all seven astronauts killed (2003).

"Life is a magical thing."

- Laurel Clark, astronaut and medical doctor aboard the Space Shuttle Columbia

From Pedro Molina

“The ‘Southern Border Crisis’ has long been a favorite fetish of the far-right, who always point the finger at the other side for not doing enough about it. Now that Democrats say they are willing to have a bipartisan agreement on the matter, MAGA representatives are blocking it. Why block something they want? Because they have never wanted to solve the problem. Doing so would leave them without one of their favorite fronts of attack and distraction.” -PM

What the world needs now is love, sweet love
It's the only thing that there's just too little of
What the world needs now is love, sweet love
No, not just for some but for everyone

Lord, we don't need another mountain AND WE DON'T NEED ANOTHER FREAKIN' BORDER WALL
There are mountains and hillsides enough to climb
There are oceans and rivers enough to cross
Enough to last 'til the end of time

Morning Peeps,

It's really not at all about the Southern border' it's really about controlling where the line in the sand is drawn.

If it's the GOP, run fast...

In the USA, we are all about consuming, we only control for and monitor symptomatology.

US Republican view of their country as evidenced by Rep. Roy

In other words, Roy believes his own opinion about what is required to keep people "secure and safe" trumps the Constitution. This is a radical view that would upend the nation's legal system.

popular.info/p/congressman-urg

ANSWER Show more

Agave syrup, lime juice, orange liqueur, ________

Simple syrup, water, bitters, orange + cherry for a garnish, ______

Ginger beer, lime juice, ______

Lemon juice, simple syrup, club soda, _______

Mint leaves, simple syrup, ______

Kahlúa; heavy cream, ______

Cranberry juice, orange juice, peach schnapps, _____

2/3

Add the booze

With Dry January coming to a close today, this quiz will ask you to add the alcohol.

We’ll give you a list of ingredients that form a cocktail minus the primary alcohol component (there may be a secondary alcohol included). For .5 points, name the type of booze that completes the cocktail, then for another .5 points, name the cocktail.

1/3

NFL keeps smiling over the TAYLOR EFFECT

The Kansas City Chiefs’ win over the Baltimore Ravens set a record as the most-watched AFC title game ever, with over 55 million viewers.

S: Morning Brew

Heartbreaking about the Jackie Robinson statue being desecrated

Historybook: Guy Fawkes is executed (1606); 13th Amendment, abolishing slavery, passes in Congress (1865); Jackie Robinson born (1919); HBD actress Kerry Washington (1977); HBD Justin Timberlake (1981).

"A life is not important except in the impact it has on other lives."

- Jackie Robinson

ABOUT THOSE SHEETS

Ken-Dogger: Hey Buddy, you gettin' up this morning?
Buddy: Naw….Naw….Naw
KD: C'mon, it's the morning, rather brisk morning...14 degrees out
B: I'm thinking that's about 30 degrees too cold...I'm stayin' here
KD: What about going potty?
B: Not yet...You don't have a doggie bedpan or somethin'?
KD: That would be a No...
B: Such a shame, such a shame about these sheets...
KD: BUDDY NOOOOOOOO...

Show more

TROUBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE

CounterSocial is the first Social Network Platform to take a zero-tolerance stance to hostile nations, bot accounts and trolls who are weaponizing OUR social media platforms and freedoms to engage in influence operations against us. And we're here to counter it.